NEW: Order the weather

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NEW: Order the weather

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Repkasoft is happy to announce a brand new service.
Don't just watch the weather - order it!

A wedding, a graduation, a pool party?
RepkaSoft will deliver the weather by your request.

Just let us know the exact temperature, wind, precipitation and leave the rest for our team of well trained scientists.

One day weather will cost you $11.
Weather orders for 3 and more days are as low as $4.99 per day.

At the moment we accept the orders for the weather not earlier than the third day since the date of the order.
And not later than the tenth day.
In case the weather is going to be not exactly the one you have ordered, the refund is guaranteed.

Enjoy your future with YoWindow!
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Guy I know is getting married in one week...

He's a real pain in the *ss... :crazy: if you know what I mean...

I wish to order the lousiest weather you and your scientists can come-up with... :Yahoo!:

I want him to remember the weather on his wedding day 4-ever !!! :ROFL:
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Pasha,

I would be interested in a special rate for a whole year's worth of hand-picked Wisconsin weather.

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How does this Weather Ordering work ? It sounds a bit strange to me...
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Stickboy wrote:How does this Weather Ordering work ? It sounds a bit strange to me...
It's not strange at all - the russians are very good in that. Just remember one of them invented Tetris!
So it was just a matter of time when they control the weather - they have so much of it they are able to sell it!

I would like to order sunny weather with a few clouds, temperature around 23 celsius with a short shower at 2.pm. at where a "special friend" of mine is walking!
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Jim, we can give you 50% discount, thanks for you interest.

Ikarus, thanks for ordering, processed.

We just have bought two Balalaika bears. They can summon a thunderstorm for a small area.
Let us know if you are interested.
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Hi Pasha,

I need a real special discount for a year's supply of bicycle riding, hiking, and rockclimbing weather.

The bicycle riding weather needs to be mostly sunny with a light breeze out of the south (5 to 11 mph out of the southeast would be nice). The temperature needs to be 60 degrees fahrenheit to 80 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. We need rain, but not until after 9:00 PM in the evening.

I can describe my hiking and rockclimbing weather later.

Have a good April 1st.
:)
Marty
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Hi Pasha
1º APRIL ...... very good lie
Have a nice weekend
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It's not a joke !!! I can guarantee that !!!

Look @ what my YoWindow screen says !!!
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Hi, Pasha,
Thank you for this service: I do not think even that expensive.
Happy April 1st!
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